ANOTHER STUPID GOSSIP BLOG

For American Idol/Taylor Hicks Fans

2006-06-02T18:53:00.000-04:00

I received an email today from Chris, who writes:

Snark,

You may already know that this morning, Taylor Hicks belted a couple songs for the Wal-Mart shareholders in Bentonville, Arkansas, and we were able to get an okay to make the performance available online. It was live this morning but now it's up and posted.

Here's the link to the video of Taylor Hicks singing live this morning. I think he dad an amazing job. Real star quality.

http://www.walmart.com/exclusiveperformances

Here's the big news, though.

Lee Scott, President and CEO of Wal-Mart, said that after Taylor Hicks' performance, he met with the merchandising people and they doubled the order of his CD.

Cheers,

Chris

He actually has a page on his own website dedicated to "American Idol". It's pretty cool; check it out at http://chrisabraham.com/american_idol/.

Pretty big news for Taylor Hicks...I've only watched "Idol" a few times this year but he seems super-talented.

Stupid Little Things

2006-05-31T17:26:00.000-04:00

- Oprah Winfrey has been signed for $12 million by Simon and Schuster to write a book on weight control. This seems like asking Scott Petersen to write about marriage commitment.

- Jennifer Lopez is producing a new reality show for MTV (as if they need another one) called "Moves," about six dancers trying to make it big. The show will air this winter.

- Tonight on MTV, meanwhile, is the series premiere of "The Hills," which follows "Laguna Beach" first season alum Lauren Conrad (aka LC) as she moves to Los Angeles and becomes an intern for Teen Vogue. I'll probably be obsessed with this show like I was with "Laguna," but I would just like to state the obvious that it's not like LC would have gotten the internship if she wasn't famous...also, I just got my Teen Vogue in the mail last week, and guess who's on the cover? Uh-huh.

- California is now considering a bill to make it illegal for a child under the age of 1 to face forward in a car (hello, Sean Preston). The New York Daily News is calling it "Britney's Law." Hee, hee.

- Cate Blanchett is going to play Bob Dylan in an upcoming biopic. I know she's ugly, but she most certainly doesn't resemble Bob Dylan.

- After being sentenced to 60 days in jail for violating parole on her drunk driving sentence, "Lost" star Michelle Rodriguez was released from prison after serving 4 hours and 27 minutes because of overcrowding. I wonder if she's still moving to France?

- Despite trying to work out their problems, Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe have announced that they are divorcing. I'm not going to say anything nasty because I am actually saddened by this news.

- The New York Post and Star report that Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman went on a date in NYC's West Village restaurant The Spotted Pig on May 22, and that he gave her a dozen pink tulips. If this is true, I've found a new celebrity couple obsession.

Just So You Know

2006-05-31T17:24:00.000-04:00

I'm not posting anything about Paul McCartney and Heather Mills getting divorced. (Well, aside from this). I'm already sick to death of hearing and reading about it, and it is what it is: a divorce. Whee. Go read about it on ten million other gossip blogs or just pick up any tabloid in the supermarket. Same with the whole Charlie/Denise/Heather/Richie debacle. I'm sick, sick, sick of it and unless someone gets married or chops someone's head off with an axe, I'm not posting any more on it.

Love,
Me

A Few Photos

2006-05-31T17:17:00.000-04:00

Petra Nemcova and Bruce Willis at Cannes. Bruce looks like a pimp. And bare feet gross me out. I don't know why. I just have a thing with people touching my feet. I think I just hate feet in general. Anyway, I digress. Is she REALLY dating him? Gahhhh. I keep hearing that she's either dating him or James Blunt. Oh well. Whoever she's with, she deserves to be happy, I guess. (Pssst, choose James!!!!)

Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari and her new boyfriend. I want to know who he is! Does anyone know?

Al Pacino selling lemonade with his 5-year old twins. This is adorable. I wish Al Pacino was my dad. My parents never let me sell lemonade. They thought it was tacky. Plus, it would just be cool to have Scarface and the Devil as your dad.

J.Lo shopping with Leah Remini in LA. (Who knew they were friends?)

"My Fair Brady"s Wed

2006-05-31T17:14:00.000-04:00

From the Internet Movie Database:

"Reality TV stars Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry were married on Monday evening in the bride's hometown of Joliet, Illinois. The couple exchanged vows in front of 250 friends and family during a traditional ceremony at the Christ Episcopal Church. Curry wore a custom-made cream colored Alvina Valenta gown and carried a bouquet of black roses. Her seven bridesmaids wore red evening dresses, while Knight and the groomsmen wore matching tuxedos. Knight, who starred as Peter Brady on the 1970s hit The Brady Bunch, met Curry, who won the first season of America's Next Top Model, when they filmed VH1's The Surreal Life in 2004. Among the guests at the wedding were former Brady Bunch co-stars, Barry Williams, Susan Olsen and Mike Lookinland, as well as their Surreal Life co-star Joannie Laurer. Last year, VH1 chronicled the couple's courtship on the reality show, My Fair Brady. Their wedding has been documented for another VH1 show, My Fair Brady Wedding Special, which will air in July. The couple fooled the press into thinking they were marrying on Saturday."

I actually love this couple. I loved the first season of their show and definitely intend on watching the second. They are so cute together. One quibble, though: Black roses?

Quote of the Week

2006-05-31T17:04:00.000-04:00

"I thought it was like a hut. And then it's the Four Seasons, and they rented the whole thing. Is that really roughing it?" - David Spade to US Weekly on Brangelina and their African hideaway in Namibia

It's not quite the Four Seasons, but it's close...
The Burning Shore

Britney's Horrendous Poem in its Entirety

2006-05-31T17:02:00.000-04:00

I now realize that in the last post, I put up only part of Brit-Brit's creative diarrhea. Here's the whole thing for those of you that are interested.

P.S. I still think it's about K-Fed.

Remembrance of Who I Am

No more chains
That you gave me.
Enough of pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?

Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I'm being swallowed.
By the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can't see up above.

Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you're naive.

You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
The sins of the Father.
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown.

You don't see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun.

The guilt you fed me
Made me weak.
The voodoo you did
I couldn't speak.

You're awakening
The phone is ringing.
Resurrection of my soul
The fear I'm bringing.

What will you say
And what will you do?
She's not the same person that you're used to.

You trick me one, twice, now it's three.
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me!

*This is for everyone who thinks they know me...

- from her website

THE BRANGELINA BABY IS HERE! And, Oh, Yeah, Gwen's.

2006-05-28T00:00:00.000-04:00

What is with celebrities giving birth in bumper crops? First it was TomKat and Brooke Shields, now it's Brangelina and Gwen Stefani.

Yesterday marked the birth of - get ready - Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. Whew. It's a girl, by the way, and no further information has been released, but InTouch Magazine had reported earlier that Angelina was scheduled to have a caesarean section, although nothing was wrong with the pregnancy. It also said that she had planned to give birth in an African hotel (read: idiot), but doctors informed her that she'd be better off in a hospital. Obviously. Well, congratulations are in order for the gorgeous couple - I hope they realize that somewhere Jennifer Aniston is off crying.

Gwen Stefani also had a caesarean section, but a day earlier - giving birth to her first child with husband Gavin Rossdale, a boy named - get ready - Kingston James McGregor Rossdale. Whew. He weighed 7.5 pounds at birth, for those of you who care, and that's all thats being released from their camp. The baby was delivered at Cedars Sinai Medical Hospital in California.

These are two of the most geneticially blessed babies EVER.

The Soap Opera That is Britney Spears' Life: Part 1

2006-05-26T10:06:00.000-04:00

According to the several sources, Britney has finally had it with K-Fed after returning from New York this week to find him once again drinking and smoking pot in their California mansion. The gossip is that Federline has been banished to a section of the basement because their relationship has become so strained. Reportedly, Spears was planning on holding out on a divorce until the birth of their second child, (due in October), but she can't take Kevin's general douchebaggery anymore, and who could blame her? This news comes after she posted a cryptic poem on her website that seemed to attack Federline:

“No more chains/ That you gave me/ Enough of pain/ Manipulation is the key/They screw it in/ Because you’re naïve/You come to me now/ Why do you bother?/ Remember the Bible/ The sins of the father/ What you do/ You pass down/ No wonder why/ I lost my crown/ You don’t see me now/ You ask yourself why my crown is back/ And it’s way too high/ For you to be in my presence/ Especially my son/ You should bow down/ I’ve only just begun.”

Strangely, the poem is no longer on her site, which makes me wonder if her PR people made her take it down. Speaking of PR, a representative for Britney refused to deny or confirm the reports that her marriage is over, and you know what that means...Brit-Brit and K-Fed are no more. Thank goodness.

TSOTIBSL: Part 2

2006-05-26T10:04:00.000-04:00

Madame Tussaud's House of Wax in New York City is even adding their support to the online "Bring Back Britney!" campaign by re-unveiling a "Britney 2000" figure that pictures the fallen pop icon as she was at the beginning of the millenium - hanging upside down from a pole, slender and complete with - that's right - heaving animatronic breasts. The museum describes the sculpture as "pre-baby and pre-Federline." The website for the campaign features an online petition and proclaims, "We will not sit silently as she sullies her persona in the public eye; that of a Kabbalah chasing, non-seatbelt wearing, ovary farm for any two-bit backup dancer to take advantage of...we must reclaim our national treasure, rescue her from the racks of grocery store newsstands, and put her back on the stage where she belongs...soaking wet with a live beast draped about her." I totally agree and everything, but didn't she already give up Kabbalah and say that her kid is her religion? Oh well, tomato, tomahto.

On the Set of Paris' New Video

2006-05-26T09:59:00.000-04:00

Of course, this wouldn't be a Paris Hilton production without the accidental exposure of some boobage...

Ew, she has old woman tits.

Celebrity Candids

2006-05-26T09:56:00.000-04:00

What the hell is Keira wearing on her head?

I'm sorry - good for Kelly Osbourne that she lost all the weight and everything, but the girl is FUGLY.

Forget Britney - Jamie Pressley looks like she's made out of wax. Yikes.

Kate Moss seems to be having a bit of a bad day.

Nicole Richie Eats Something

2006-05-26T09:54:00.000-04:00

Too bad it doesn't have any calories or nutritional value.

Gwen is Weird

2006-05-26T09:45:00.000-04:00

From The Daily Mirror;

"WHILE most mums-to-be spend their last month of pregnancy with their feet up, knitting little booties, No Doubt's Gwen Stefani is still out par tying... in a wheelchair.

We're told the No Doubt singer is planning turn up to the Guilty Pleasures night at Koko in Camden, London, tomorrow night in a strange-looking electric wheelchair so she can sit down and move around easily.

Now we know Gwen, 36, likes to look a bit kooky, but this wheelchair idea, as we've mocked up here, is her most eccentric yet.

Our mole also tells us that Gwen and her 16-strong entourage have asked for the club's side entrance to be roped off just for them, and a ramp put in place - just in case the tot makes an early appearance and she needs a quick exit.

What next - air ambulance on standby? She's having a baby, not delivering a nuclear missile!"

Um, if I was disabled, I'd be kind of pissed about this. If she's so concerned about having her baby and being safe and all then she should just stop going out to clubs no?

I'm Baaaaaack!

2006-05-23T22:34:00.000-04:00

Sorry for the long delay (as I'm sure MANY of you out there have been eagerly awaiting my return <----- *sarcasm*), but now I'm back and well-rested and just full of juicy gossip to share with the public. Sometimes a girl just needs a break, you know? Now if only the weather would cooperate up here in New York. I've got my brand-new Gucci belt-buckle sunglasses, my frosty new margarita glasses from Pottery Barn, an unopened bottle of Australian Gold tanning spray, and a fresh pedicure all raring to go for a round of sun worshipping. Only problem is, it's 50 degrees here! Yikes! Wind, wind, go away - time to soak up the sun!!
Leave me some comments or drop me an email - I'm always looking for link exchanges! Toodles.
XOXO

Madonna's Latest Controversy

2006-05-23T22:30:00.000-04:00

Here's a picture from Madonna's latest tour to promote her CD, "Confessions on a Dance Floor." She's "nailed" to a mirrored disco-ball cross and sports a crown of thorns while singing her classic hit, "Live to Tell." Personally, I think Madge has run out of ways to attract the media - she's not hot anymore, her body looks old, and she has basically done everything under the sun to get their attention - so she's really pulling out the last stops with this crucifix thing. Madonna comparing herself to Christ?! Blasphemous! If nothing else this will get all those devout Christian groups riled up, so I guess she's accomplished something.

J-Lo Pregnant?

2006-05-23T22:28:00.000-04:00

InTouch is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is three months pregnant after seeing a small bump and gray roots in her hair at the ALMA Awards in LA on May 7. A Socialite's Life Miu Von Furstenburg also confirms the rumors, citing an anonymous tip. Lopez told the Miami Sun-Herald's Jackie O, "No comment. I'm not even going to acknowledge that rumor," which seems fishy when compared to previous interviews in which she has flatly denied pregnancy rumors. I guess we'll have to wait and see...if this does turn out to be true, I'm really happy for her and Marc. She has expressed so many times in interviews her desire to beome a mother and it would be nice. Plus, I cannot wait to see the clothes the baby would wear. Swaddled in Louis Vuitton, no doubt. Anyway, if all the hullabulloo turns out to be true and she is three months along, the baby should be due in December. Merry Christmas, J-Lo!

Jessica, Au Naturel

2006-05-23T22:20:00.000-04:00

No makeup or hair extensions. Keep using that Proactive, kid.

NOOOO KIRSTIE DON'T DO IT!

2006-05-23T22:19:00.000-04:00

Kirstie Alley breaking her diet by going to In-n-Out Burger.

Fashion Police!

2006-05-23T22:15:00.000-04:00

Maybe Jen got this top in hopes that it will lure Brad back to her because it looks like she either bought it in Africa or made it out of silly string. I'm disappointed in you, Jen - you usually make sensible fashion choices - but this is just all wrong. Ick.

Um, yeah, ick again. Except this time I'm not surprised. Why does she always do her hair like a poodle, though? It seems rather out of character.

Bai Ling on her yacht at Cannes. How does she get a yacht? And how does she think she looks good when she looks in the mirror every day?

Kim Cattrall has really gone downhill since leaving "Sex and the City". She looks like a soccer mom with that hair now instead of a hot mama. What's with her boobs? They seem to be going south really fast. She needs a push up bra...or a breast lift.

Last but not least, Mariah Carey making the same fashion mistakes as always: too short, too bright, and too tight. This is really unflattering on her, especially since she's made a big to-do about her recent weight loss. The pink satin makes her look heavier than ever.

Are Jen and Vince in Trouble?

2006-05-23T22:11:00.000-04:00

From Star Magazine:

"The sexy spark between The Break-Up co-stars Jennifer Aniston, 37, and Vince Vaughn, 36, may have ignited during shooting of the comedic film last year in Chicago, but judging by the duo's behavior at the film's world premiere on Monday in Westwood, Calif., that spark has lost its sizzle — big time!

The first clue of trouble in paradise? Aniston, who looked stunning in a sleeveless, body-hugging creme striped knit dress, arrived at Mann Village Theater around 7:30 pm — solo! Vaughn, who wore a simple black suit and light blue shirt, arrived about 15 minutes later.

The second clue? On the red carpet, Vaughn stayed about ten steps behind Aniston at all times.

Towards the end of her stroll down the red carpet, Aniston — who's bracing for the impending birth of Angelina Jolie's baby with her ex-husband Brad Pitt — startled her publicist when she darted across Broxton Street to sign autographs for her fans. Jen spent quite a bit of time mingling with the crowd, to the point where her seemingly nervous minder was overheard saying, "We've got to get Jen inside before Vince gets down." Hmm...

Aniston then scooted inside the theater and, as if it was a well-orchestrated maneuver, Vaughn crossed Broxton Street to take his turn at working the crowd. The screening was delayed by fifteen minutes so that Vince could spend time with the fans."

More News About Brangelina yawn

2006-05-23T21:43:00.000-04:00

From In Touch Weekly:

"In Touch has learned that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have given the right to name their baby to the governor of the Erongo region of Namibia, where they are currently living and plan to give birth..

The governor, Samuel Nuuyoma, has gotten close to the couple since their arrival seven weeks ago, and is expected to give a press conference on Friday to brief the media further.

"It's true. This is a great honor for Namibia and everyone is very excited," a government official for Namibia told In Touch .

It is not known what name the governor plans on giving the baby or whether it will be a traditional Namibian one.

Nuuyoma has said that when Angelina goes into labor, any day now, he will go there and name the baby.

In the time Brad and Angelina have been in Namibia, Nuuyoma has dined with the couple, who are interested in helping out in the area."

Oh, yeah, and in other news, Brad can't go to the Cannes Film Festival to promote his movie "Babel," because Angelina's going to pop that sucker out any day now.

I really am sick and tired of Brangelina. So they're a gorgeous couple with gorgeous kids and they do wonderful charity work. Blah.

Brandon Slams Lindsay

2006-05-23T21:36:00.000-04:00

Here's the video of Brandon Davis pretty much trashing Lindsay Lohan while Paris Hilton giggles like an idiot in the background and refuses to comment.

For those of you that just want to know what the hell Davis had to say, and I'll admit, it's pretty funny in a drunken way, here is my own written transcript of Brandon's slurs:

"Lindsay Lohan has got the skankiest, sweatiest, orange cunt anyone has ever seen. I haven't seen it, she wants me to see it, but it's orange, and it fucking smells like diarrhea, so fuck off. And who would want to fuck her? Who? Wilmer? First off, is he in a mariachi band? We don't care. and she's got a fire crotch and all you guys then of course suck because you're desperate. Fuck you you fucking whore. Lindsay Lohan is a fire crotch. Ok, just tell me the truth...Lindsay Lohan? Would you fuck her? Her dad's hotter than her, alright? We think she's a fire crotch. I mean, we don't think that, we know that, it's obvious. Red pubic hair comes from inside her. She's like an orange tree. Fire crotches' movie bombed. Fire Pussy. Fire Weiner. I think she's worth about seven million, which means she's really poor. Its disgusting. She lives in a motel. We're gonna leave you with these last words. Lindsay Lohan? Fire crotch. She has freckles coming from inside her vagina, and her clitoris is seven feet long."

That last claim is pretty outrageous. Still, I am cracking up picturing Lohan dragging her seven foot clit behind her at premieres. Oh, me.

Kenzie Dalton a Finalist in Modeling Competition

2006-05-23T21:29:00.000-04:00

Here's Chad Michael Murrary's child bride, Kenzie Dalton, modeling at Mansion Nightclub in Miami Beach, Florida on May 20 in the "So You Want to be a Model" finals. In the second picture you can see Nicky Hilton and Niki Taylor posing with the winner, Elizabeth White. I wonder if this is going to become a television show or something? Look closely in the first picture and you can see that Dalton's wearing her engagement ring.

And heeeeere's the happy couple...and I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

New Couple? Petra Nemcova and James Blunt

2006-05-23T21:25:00.000-04:00

Reported here last month, it now seems that the New York Post is onto the blossoming relationship between supermodel Petra Nemcova and British singer/songwriter James Blunt. After being spotted together at several nightclubs last month, the Post reports that Petra would only play Blunt's "Back to Bedlam" CD at a recent photo shoot for Rampage. When asked about Blunt, Nemcova would only say, "Oh, I know him very well." She was also spotted backstage during his set at the Coachella music festival in Indio, California.

Kidman and Urban Solidify Wedding Plans...

2006-05-23T21:13:00.000-04:00

According to MSNBC, lovebirds and fiancees Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are planning to get married without a prenuptial agreement (mistake number one!) and have selected a date and location for the big event: June 25, in Sydney, Australia, which makes sense for the Aussie natives. Reportedly singing at the ceremony will be Bette Midler, on hand to perform the couple's "special song," "Wind Beneath My Wings." (mistake number two!) If there was a song called, "I'm So Glad I Can Wear Heels and Don't Have to Put Up With All That Scientology Crap Anymore," I'm sure that would be their "special song" instead.

..While Nicole and Adam's Fall Apart.

2006-05-23T21:01:00.000-04:00

Despite reports (from Lionel Richie among others) that they are planning their wedding, Nicole Richie and fiancee Adam (DJ AM) Goldstein have officially separated once more. Richie's publicist issued this statement for the couple yesterday: "We are confirming that we have amicably separated." Different reports are coming in from several sources, who insist that Goldstein became tired and disenchanted with Richie's struggles with her alleged eating disorder. Her behavior was apparently getting worse instead of better, and her partying was again becoming out of hand.

Britney's Bad Week

2006-05-23T20:46:00.000-04:00

After seeing these recent pictures of Brit Brit bungling things up with her baby (notice the way the carseat is facing...)

...I was totally prepared to call her a lousy mother like I did with the high-chair scenario. But then I saw this picture, which was snapped right after she almost dropped Sean Preston...

...and I feel nothing but very, very sorry for her. I also feel like a dirtbag for wanting to drag her in the mud like everyone else.

Taking a Break...

2006-05-16T21:41:00.000-04:00

I'll be back by the end of this week or (at the absolute latest) the beginning of next week! Leave me comments!

xoxo

Mischa's Fugly New Haircut

2006-05-12T17:16:00.000-04:00

Ewwww. We are not impressed. Hate the solid red color (looks much more red in the back, by the way) and the dark streaks in the front. Hate the shorter layers...basically just hate it. I loved Mischa's hair when it was brown and highlighted and gently wavy.
What do you think? And furthermore, could this mean she is the one leaving the cast of "The O.C."? Since taping is over, she can do whatever she wants now with her hair. Hmmmm...

CaCee Quits Jessica

2006-05-12T17:10:00.000-04:00

US Weekly has more scoop on the possible CaCee-Nick-Jessica triangle:

"After more than two years as Jessica Simpson’s personal assistant, CaCee Cobb finally told her childhood friend that she wanted out. On May 7, Cobb celebrated her last day on the job with friends at Arnie Morton’s Steakhouse in L.A. Fighting tears, Simpson, 25, raised her glass and said to Cobb, “You are my best friend. I will be your best friend forever.” Simpson’s rep confirms the professional parting of ways to Us, “It’s true. They remain close.”

Or do they? Once she gave notice, Cobb, 28, didn’t waste time before catching up with her boss’ ex, Nick Lachey. Last week, Cobb met Lachey at L.A. hot spot Shag and cornered him into a half-hour conversation, according to an eyewitness. “CaCee’s still really close with Nick and adores him,” says a source, who adds that Cobb has felt pressured to pick sides in the couple’s divorce wars."

Yeah, we'll see how long they remain bff!likeomg! when CaCee and Nick start sucking face in public.

Nobody Nose

2006-05-12T17:05:00.000-04:00

Before After

Ashlee Simpson is an idiot. She should just admit that she got a nose job, because it's not like the bump on her schnozz just magically disappeared. When questioned about it by the Associated Press, she responded, "Everybody's already saying it, so I just don't talk about it. I'm like, okay, whatever. It doesn't bother me." When further pressured to give less vague of an answer, Ashlee started giggling hysterically and replied, "Maybe...who knows!"

Um, obviously you do, dumbass. Other people that know? Your family (Joe probably forced the issue), your doctors, everyone that has seen you before your *ahem* possible rhinoplasty. It looks good, so just say you did and avoid scandal the level of (well , not quite) SNL and the scary jig.

It's Official!

2006-05-12T16:57:00.000-04:00

From Star Magazine:

"Britney Spears, 24, confirmed to David Letterman during a taping of the The Late Show on May 9 that she is indeed pregnant with her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28. Britney brought her 8-month-old son Sean Preston to the taping. Britney's admission confirmed Star's report in its Feb. 13 issue — which landed on newsstands on Feb. 1 — that she was expecting. Thanks, Brit!

Earlier this month, a source at the Dance for Kids studio in Malibu, Calif., told Star that Britney, who while teaching a session, apologized to the energetic kids for not keeping up, explaining, "I'm pregnant!" And while on a break, the source says Britney let slip to one of the moms that she's already four or five months along. "

I hate it when celebrities make everyone play the guessing game...espcially Britney because it was SO OBVIOUS she was expecting. The Feds are really working their way to trailer-park territory...but if I'm not mistaken, isn't that where Brit came from in the first place?

Tori and Dean Elope!

2006-05-07T12:01:00.000-04:00

People Magazine reported this morning:

"Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott were married Sunday on a private tropical island in Fiji, PEOPLE has confirmed exclusively.

The non-denominational ceremony was attended only by the bride and groom, both barefoot and wearing white.

"We didn't want to wait another day to get married," Spelling tells PEOPLE.

Adds her new husband, "I've never had as much of a desire to get married and make a woman my wife as I've had with her. The feeling is overwhelming. We're soul mates."

Spelling, 32, and McDermott, 39, met last summer in Ottawa while filming the TV movie Mind Over Murder. At the time, she was wed to actor-writer Charlie Shanian, and McDermott was married to his wife of 12 years, Mary Jo Eustace.

"It just happened," a Spelling friend told PEOPLE about their romance. "No one meant any harm to anyone. You can't help who you fall in love with and who you're right with."

In September, Spelling announced her split from Shanian, and McDermott filed for divorce from Eustace. Spelling's divorce became final last month.

McDermott proposed to the So NoTORIous star on Christmas Eve in Toronto, Canada. His sister put out lights leading to a table for two surrounded by decorated Christmas trees. The couple rode up in a horse-drawn carriage, and McDermott presented Spelling with a diamond and sapphire ring.

"It was so magical. All the stars aligned. I have never been happier in my life," McDermott told PEOPLE at the time.

McDermott has since shown his love for Spelling with tattoos, including one on his wrist that reads "Truly, Madly, Deeply, Tori" and another on his shoulder: a portrait of her."

All I have to say is, for Dean's sake, I hope this marriage lasts. Tattoo removal is a bitch.

Looking for Affiliates!

2006-05-07T11:59:00.000-04:00

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Thanks!

Baby Bumps and More: Candids

2006-05-07T11:51:00.000-04:00

Fiancees Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal eating lunch while looking totally in love...

...and walking hand in hand. They are so cute! Her bump is really starting to show - very chic maternity ensemble.

Gwen looks ready to POP. At least her bump (or mountain) looks real, as opposed to Katie's pillow/baby.

Nick Carter chatting with a mystery woman while on break during a shoot for a commercial
for Axe Deodorant.

Kate Moss leaving her house in London looking extremely chic and non-coked up in a basic blazer and tee...I'm so stealing this look. Not that it takes a lot to think it up, but still.

Elle Macpherson, also in London, (outside the Prada store), looking fab.

Brit Hires a Sitter...for K-Fed

2006-05-07T11:48:00.000-04:00

According to In Touch, Britney Spears has fired one nanny and hired another - this time, though, for hubby Kevin Federline. That's right, she hired someone to babysit K-Fed while he promotes his new rap CD, featuring such gems as "Popozao" in the clubs. An insider told the magazine, "The last thing Britney
wants to do is accompany Kevin on all his club dates. That's why she hired a babysitter - a person who will keep kevin from misbehaving and report directly back to her." Apparently what - or who - sparked the decision was one of Brit's security personnel, an ex-CIA agent named Richard, who quit because he was sick of K-Fed's wild ways. Spears was able to coax him back when she promised to get someone to supervise her husband.

This is pathetic. If it's true, I feel sorry for Britney. I can understand why she wouldn't want to divorce Kevin right now - it would be such bad PR for her; at least being married provides some sense of stability to the public - but come on...she really needs to leave this creep.

It's Official: Everyone Hates Tom Cruise

2006-05-07T11:45:00.000-04:00

From the Internet Movie Database:

"Tom Cruise has prompted a Californian politician to introduce legislation to ban the sale of ultrasound machines to anyone but licensed medical professionals. Last year, Cruise announced he had purchased a $200,000 ultrasound machine and admitted he performed sonograms on pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes "a lot." Assemblyman Ted Lieu believes the Mission: Impossible III star has gone too far and wants to prevent unqualified people from buying the machines for personal use. Lieu explains, "If someone sees Tom Cruise buy one, they think this is the thing to do." The assemblyman fears copycat fans might buy the ultrasound machines, which doctors say could harm the baby if used improperly. Doctors and technologists receive extensive training before they are qualified to perform ultrasound exams."

Why the hell are normal people (aka not doctors, not saying Tom is normal) allowed to buy ultrasound machines anyway?

Emmy Rossum is Gorgeous

2006-05-07T11:40:00.000-04:00

Enough said.

Okay, these guys are pretty gorgeous, too. (L-R: Josh Lucas and Mike Vogel)

Since when did Hayden Paniettere (sorry if I butchered her last name) get so old-looking? Last I remember she was the cute daughter in "Remember the Titans". Now she kind of looks like a ho.

That 70's Show Wrap Party - Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, CA - May 6

2006-05-07T10:51:00.000-04:00

Wilmer continues to play the role of douchebag with the cheesy pose and the unbuttoned shirt. Gross. How did he get all those girls to sleep with him?

Melissa Joan Hart (uh, random? Was she on the show?) looking like Sabrina the Teenage Witch on Prednizone

Laura Prepon and boyfriend Chris Masterson (of "Malcom in the Middle")

Mila Kunis is pretty. I like her eyebrows.

...last but not least: Ashton, Demi, and Rumer! Demi looks gorgeous as always - it looks like she's actually getting younger. Ah, plastic surgery. But somehow, on her, it doesn't look so obvious. What has she had done?

Ashlee's New Nose

2006-05-03T20:43:00.000-04:00

Before - April 12, 2006

After - Yesterday

The bump is gone! Now she looks even more like Jess - but I guess that's what she's trying to achieve lately.

Look at Janet Now!

2006-05-03T20:36:00.000-04:00

Hard to believe that last year she looked like the black version of the Sta-Puff man. Here she is leaving the Nobu Berkeley restaurant in London, England.

Teri Hatcher Talks About Men

2006-05-03T18:03:00.000-04:00

On yesterday's "Oprah," guest Teri Hatcher opened up about the abuse she endured as a child, "Desperate Housewives," her new book Burnt Toast, and confronted the rumors regarding several men she has been spotted with.

About George Clooney, who she was rumored to be dating after the Academy Awards, Hatcher said, "That was really fabricated. We went to one dinner back in December, and that was it. No kissing. Boy, they would not let go of that one! I read things about how he sent me a teddy bear and chocolates for Valentine's Day, and I'm in my mailbox going, 'Did he really?' Because I didn't get them. Now they actually refer to him as my ex-boyfriend. It's hilarious."

More recently, Hatcher was sighted kissing American Idol host and E! news reporter Ryan Seacrest by a beach in Malibu, California. She claims they were set up by mutual friends and Seacrest optioned to stop seeing her after he realized paparazzi had taken photos of them. She said, "It's such a non-story. Interestingly enough, I haven't seen him since that day. We knew that the pictures had been taken, which must have bothered him enough. An hour after he dropped me off, he called to say, 'I don't think I can do this with you.' All the things you read in the tabloids about me and men are really non-stories."

Poor Teri - she needs a good man! For those of you who are interested in buying Hatcher's book to read about her sexual abuse, she doesn't write about it because she decided to go public with the information after the book was finished. I believe that the Vanity Fair article dealing with it is in there, though.

Nicole Kind of Admits She Has a Sort of Problem

2006-05-03T17:56:00.000-04:00

From US Weekly:

"In the current issue of Vanity Fair, Nicole Richie finally admits that she has a weight problem, but "The Simple Life" star insists that she doesn’t have an eating disoder.

“I know I’m too thin right now, so I wouldn’t want any young girl looking at me and saying, ‘That’s what I want to look like,’” Richie tells the mag. However, she says that her weight problems do not stem from an eating disorder, and that she’s taken steps to regain control of her health.

She adds, “I started seeing a nutritionist and a doctor… I do recognize that I have a problem, and I want to be responsible and fix it, and I’m on that path right now.”

But her doctors still aren’t certain of Richie’s diagnosis. One of her medics, Dr. Jeffrey Wilkins, tells VF, “If it’s not anorexia, she should be able to gain the weight. If it ends up being anorexia we can help her with that. I think she’s willing to look this in the eye.”

Ummm, she definitely has an eating disorder, as if there was any prior doubt. Her doctor is right. Unless she was deliberately starving herself, she would be able to put on a few pounds without a problem. If she had a serious medical problem that caused her to not be able to put on weight, we would have figured it out right after she did.

Anglomania at the Met: Costume Institute Benefit Gala - May 1, NYC

2006-05-03T17:48:00.000-04:00

Since all the other sites are posting images from this event, I've decided to only post the really ugly dresses for your viewing entertainment. All the tasteful ones were boring, anyway, and either tan, silver, or black. So here we go:

Quite possibly the worst offender. SJP, have you lost your mind? It looks as if she had a perfectly good dress then found some tartan wrapping paper (because it looks like it's made of plastic or something) and decided to accessorize. Ugh, and the belt is brown. Didn't even bother to match the shoes or the (decent) part of the dress. This actually looks like something Patricia Field would pick out for Carrie's character on SATC. Vomit in my mouth.

What is WITH this picture? Kimora and Russell announced their split, and he's supposedly dating another preteen model, so why is he rubbing her stomach? Did she ask him to keep his hand there to cover her bulge? The dress actually isn't that bad except for the fact that her giant melons are stretching the top out beyond belief.

Mary-Kate Olsen looks ridiculous here. She actually looks scarier than she did when she was in the throes of an eating disorder. It looks like she has reptilian shackles on her wrists, first of all. Then the rest of her looks like some sort of Gothic hooker. The dress isn't even pretty. She looks like she was messing around in Grandma's makeup bag and found some red-ass lipstick to try on. The hair, I kind of like. At least it's not totally bedraggled and in her face like usual.

Her sister didn't stop with Grandma's makeup. She also took her dress and her bag. They always look like they're playing dress-up, even in those Bottega Venetta ads.

Something attacked both Eve's dress and her chest, leaving its paw prints behind.

Donatella Versace just IS a bad fashion mistake. Her face is scary.

Emmy Rossum looks like some sort of circus entertainer, or the teenage bride of Michael Jackson. Although it is well known that he prefers little boys.

Eva Mendes just looks pregnant. She's not, right?

I'm not even hating on them because they're Goth freaks. Dita usually looks gorgeous anyway, but what's with the sheer panels on the dress and the holes in the leg area? It looks like she took scissors to it. And did she take the black gloves from her burlesque closet? Tacky. Marilyn needs to tuck his shirt in. That's all I have to say about him.

Paris and Stavros Split

2006-05-02T21:38:00.000-04:00

People Magazine reports that a source close to Paris Hilton says that she and her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos (ex boyfriend of Mary-Kate Olsen), have really split, following similar rumors during the past few months that turned out to be untrue. A source told US Weekly, "Paris dumped him. He wanted Paris to spend the summer on his yacht, but she doesnt want to party with kids on a boat. She's going to promote her album." Hilton's representative, Elliot Mintz, told People, ""It is not my policy to comment on my client’s private life. But I would not offer a denial," while another of her reps, David Lust, confirmed the split to US Weekly, but similarly added, "I don't comment on the personal lives of my clients." The split comes right after Hilton's extravagant celebration of Niarchos' 21st birthday, with a week-long string of parties in Las Vegas as well as a party at her home in Hollywood Hills. Why am I not surprised at this news? Maybe Paris realized that Stavros' $250 million inheritance was peanuts compared to ex-boyfriend Paris Lastis' billion-dollar family fortune. Or maybe, knowing her, she saw something - or someone - that she liked better at one of Stavros' many birthday parties that she threw. Paris was spotted out to lunch with Kristin Cavallari's ex Matt Leinart, which starts the rumor mill again...

Project Runway Season 3 On Deck

2006-05-02T21:33:00.000-04:00

Bravo Television has confirmed that the third season of Project Runway will debut this summer - specificially, July 12, according to an industry advertisement. This is great news for fans (like me) of the series, as the past two seasons have started in December. Hopefully now - for a while, anyway - they'll do two seasons a year like this. That'd be awesome and it would make sense because the collections can show at both fall and spring Fashion Weeks. Casting for the third season began right after the ending of the second season, and was complete by the end of March. You all know what this means: More of the fabulous Tim Gunn. I know Bravo can do two seasons a year. They just have to "make it work, people."

Tonya and Nancy: The Opera

2006-05-02T21:31:00.000-04:00

A new opera by a Tufts student is attracting a lot of attention - which should come as no surprise, seeing as the incidident on which the performance is based will forever be remembered as one of the strangest occurences in ice skating history. "Tonya and Nancy," written by music student Abigail Al-Doory, turns the rivalry and drama between Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan - oh, the knee whacking, the broken lace, the cries of "whyyy!?" - into a 40 minute operetta that will be performed tonight near Harvard Square in Cambridge, Massachusetts. "I really believe in the story. We're not just making fun of people. This isn't a parody," explains Al-Doory.
Nancy Kerrigan has said she was aware of the opera but was not planning to attend, explaining, "I lived it - what do I need to watch it for?" This sounds better than "Jerry Springer: The Opera." I remember watching the Olympics on TV and comparing this whole ordeal to a freak car accident - you couldn't look away!

I'm Not Hiding...

2006-05-01T22:08:00.000-04:00

like Gwynnie, here, but I've just been really busy. Plus, Blogger's been really feisty lately. I know, excuses, excuses, but I swear, between work, my birthday, and various medical problems that are now resolved, I haven't had time to frolic in the land of celebrities. Terrible, I know. But I'm back now, with some fresh news for you, and some new pictures, so enjoy, and leave me some comments or drop me an email - I hate to sound like a fast food restaurant but I really do value your suggestions!

xoxo <3
Another Snarky Chick

Britney Goes Baby Clothes Shopping

2006-05-01T21:42:00.000-04:00

From MSNBC:

"Looks like Britney Spears is thinking pink — but feeling blue.

The pop star — who has yet to confirm or deny the latest round of pregnancy rumors — recently did some baby clothes shopping at the ritzy Los Angeles store Petit Tresor, says a source, and was overheard indicating that she is indeed expecting another child. And, according to the insider, she’s hoping that her second child is a girl.

“She wasn’t really buying that much,” says the source. “She just picked out a few things. She doesn’t yet know whether it will be a boy or a girl, but she’s really hoping for a girl this time. She’d love to buy her new baby pretty, frilly things.” Spears also visited the store when she was pregnant with Sean Preston, but the insider says she had a different demeanor.

“She wasn’t as excited this time around,” says the source. “She was pleasant, but seemed more sedate. She wasn’t as bubbly.”

In other Britney-baby watch news, another source reports seeing the singer at Shu, a trendy restaurant in Bel Air that specializes in sushi, but Spears was avoiding the raw fish. “I guess she might let baby Sean get dropped on his head,” says the source, “But she’s not stupid. She knows better than to eat raw fish when she’s pregnant.”

By the way, in that picture, she's not shopping for baby clothes. It's just a recent picture. Don't get confused. Also, about the whole drinking while pregnant thing: US Weekly claims that the photos of Britney out drinking are all part of an elaborate scheme by Spears to hide her pregnancy and the cosmopolitans she ordered were actually fake. I don't know if I believe that Britney is that smart. I kind of want to argue with the above source that said she wasn't stupid. But I digress.

Avril Loves You

2006-05-01T21:40:00.000-04:00

I have to say, it's kind of reassuring to see Avril giving the finger after her huge transformation into a sophisticated blonde fashionista. Ditto on the black nail polish.

O'Donnell Signs On For Next Season of Grey's

2006-05-01T21:36:00.000-04:00

For those of you who are fans of Grey's Anatomy, like me: It looks like fans of Dr. McDreamy and Meredith are going to have to wait quite a while, because Chris O'Donnell has just signed on to be in episodes next season on Grey's. This means that Patrick Dempsey's character is going to have some long-term competition for Meredith's affection from O'Donnell, who plays an equally-as-dreamy vet.

Did Ashlee Get a Nose Job?

2006-05-01T21:25:00.000-04:00

The National Enquirer claims that after Ashlee Simpson appeared on the MTV Australia Video Music Awards on April 12 and saw her publicity photos, she decided to have a nose job last week to remove the famous bump that she and sister Jessica both share. Rumors of previous rhinoplasty procedures abound, but I seriously doubt that Ashlee has had a nose job, because from the side, her nose still looks exactly the same as it did a few years ago. I just think she's grown up a lot and has slimmed down quite a bit, although she didn't need to. Ashlee is really turning into a clone of her big sister, and I wouldn't be surprised if she really did get a nose job now. I haven't seen any recent pictures of her out in public, so it would make sense.

Here she is at the AVMAs...you can see her nose in this picture very well and it definitely doesn't look like she's had any previous work done. I guess we'll have to wait and see when Ashlee's out and about next...how long does it take to recover from a nose job, anyway?

Best Quote Ever

2006-05-01T21:17:00.000-04:00

"I can safely say I have no interest in Lindsay Lohan, nor do I understand anyone else's." - Nick Lachey in a radio interview

David Blaine Begins Newest Stunt in NYC

2006-05-01T17:12:00.000-04:00

Performance artist/magician/crazy person David Blaine began his latest stunt today at Lincoln Center in New York. He will spend seven days and nights underwater in this eight-foot sphere for his latest TV special, "Drowned Alive." He'll be hooked up to lines providing nutrition and air to stay alive. On the last day, Blaine will try to hold his breath for nine minutes and break the current world record, which is set at eight minutes and 58 seconds. During training at a pool in New York City, he blacked out, after which he said, "I've been working too hard and I'm already dieting, so missing one meal can really mess me up."

Why the hell does he like to do this stuff again? One of these days he's going to die. I hope no one throws an egg at his sphere like they did at his frozen block of ice last time.

Anna Nicole Wins Supreme Court Case

2006-05-01T17:09:00.000-04:00

From the LA Times:

The Supreme Court, reversing the federal appeals court in San Francisco, today unanimously revived the claim of 1993 "Playmate of the Year" Anna Nicole Smith for nearly $500 million of her late husband's estate.

The 38-year-old former stripper, whose real name is Vickie Lynn Marshall, was 26 in 1994 when she married Texas oilman J. Howard Marshall II. He died a year later at age 89, leaving an estate estimated at $1.6 billion.

Marshall's will became the focal point of a dispute over whether a state or a federal court should have jurisdiction over a dispute between Smith and Marshall's 67-year-old son, E. Pierce Marshall.

At one point, Howard Marshall's will had named his son his sole heir. But after the marriage, the oilman had his attorneys prepare a new will establishing a trust for his new wife that would leave her a substantial share of his assets.

Smith filed for bankruptcy protection in California in 1996. Ordinarily, a federal Bankruptcy Court can claim exclusive control over the financial matters of a petitioner, and a bankruptcy judge in Orange County said Smith was entitled to $474 million under the terms of her late husband's will.

But a state court in Texas issued a ruling in favor of Pierce Marshall. So he appealed to the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, arguing that the Supreme Court had held that state courts had jurisdiction over challenges to wills. The appeals court agreed, voiding the federal Bankruptcy Court ruling and leaving the Texas state court in charge.

Smith contended to the U.S. Supreme Court that Pierce Marshall had tried to prevent her from getting the money even before his father's death by "effectively imprisoning J. Howard against his wishes; surrounding him with hired guards for the purpose of preventing personal contact between him and [Smith] and transferring property against J. Howard's expressed wishes," the high court said.

The Supreme Court held that the appeals court "had no warrant from Congress, or from decisions of this court," to strip the federal courts of jurisdiction over Smith's claim. There is nothing either in the Constitution or in law that gives state courts jurisdiction over wills, the high court said.

The U.S. practice, it said in a decision written by Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sprang from "misty understandings of English history."

She favorably referred to an analysis of probate law that, citing Charles Dickens' novel "Bleak House," found that claims that British ecclesiastical rather than civil courts had jurisdiction over estates to be "preposterous."

Ugh. Stupid golddigger.

Celebrity Weigh-Ins

2006-05-01T16:35:00.000-04:00

Victoria Beckham looks healthier than she used to - not fat, of course, nowhere near - but she still looks great

How can Nicole Richie possibly be comfortable in that iron chair? It must be digging into her hip bones.

Jessica Simpson looks ginormous in this picture...

...it's a good thing she's leaving the gym in this photo.

Jessica Alba, celebrating her 25th birthday, looking amazing - she works hard to achieve that awesome figure, and in my opinion, it's sooo worth it!

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks huge in this photo - it could be the highly unflattering dress, but it seems like she's been putting on the pounds lately. Plus, what's with the "mom" haircut? Ugh!

Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, looks like she's been working hard at taking off that baby weight! It was slow to come off at first but now she really looks good here.

Another SUPER unflattering dress, because we've all seen Heidi Klum in the Victoria's Secret fashion show after her baby, and she looked great there. Here she just looks big in the hips, but you can tell it's the dress because her legs look amazing as always. Bleh, bad choice.

TV's Musical Chairs

2006-05-01T16:30:00.000-04:00

Hell has opened up and the apocalypse is upon us. Rosie O'Donnell and her big fat mouth are returning to television. She announced herself with Barbara Walters onstage at the Daytime Emmy Awards that she will be joining ABC's The View as Meredith Viera's replacement. Viera is set to take Katie Couric's place on NBC's Today Show, when Katie jumps to the CBS Evening News. Phew. That's a lot of jumping around. I hate all three of them, so I don't know what else to say.

Screen Legend Taylor Fights For Her Life

2006-04-27T21:35:00.000-04:00

From WENN:

Hollywood legend Elizabeth Taylor is reportedly on the brink of death after her heart began to fail.
Sources say the Oscar winner, 74, is bedridden in her Bel Air, California, home.
After learning her heart is failing, Taylor reportedly cancelled her annual Easter party and has begun planning her funeral - she is expected to be buried next to her former husband Richard Burton in Switzerland.
A friend says, "Liz is inching closer to death every day and she knows it. It is not a pretty picture.
"She's not leaving a lot of money to her children. She wants the bulk of her fortune to go to AIDS research."

My thoughts are with Elizabeth tonight =(

Ann Takes On Angelina

2006-04-27T21:33:00.000-04:00

Angelina Jolie's interview with the Today Show's Ann Curry can be found in full context here.
In it, she gets defensive when it comes to talking about paparazzi and says that she "wouldn't be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife," intimating that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were already separated when Pitt and Jolie began a relationship.

Keira is the New Face of Chanel

2006-04-27T21:26:00.000-04:00

Pirates of the Caribbean star Keira Knightley has been selected to be the new face of the Chanel fragrance, Coco Mademoiselle. Her one year contract is rumored to be worth over $1 million and will cover both print and TV ads. She will be replacing cokehead Kate Moss, who had been the face since 2001. Christine Dagousset, the executive vice president of fragrance and beauty for Chanel, released this statement:

“We think Keira is the perfect Coco Mademoiselle woman because she is always incredibly alluring and seductive. [She] possesses beauty, elegance and modernity, so she has many qualities that parallel other iconic Chanel faces.”

Also, she doesn't possess coke. Well, maybe. Her birthday pictures were pretty contradictory of that statement.

Charlie Erases Denise

2006-04-27T21:15:00.000-04:00

(image taken from Star Magazine)

Charlie Sheen's rep confirmed that he has had the tattoo on his wrist that read "Denise" in honor of his estranged wife Denise Richards erased with laser surgery (a bandage is visible on his wrist in the right photo). The two are currently in a bitter battle over events that Denise claims occurred during the marriage.

Britney Update!

2006-04-27T21:11:00.000-04:00

US Weekly is reporting that sources have confirmed that Britney Spears is indeed pregnant after Spears was photographed with a visible 'bump' at the swimming pool of Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas over the weekend. Gossip magazines and websites (like this one) have been speculating over Britney's condition since February, when she was rushed to the hospital with early signs of pregnancy. Her representative denied it then, but no official word has been released either way since US announced her pregnancy on Tuesday. This would be her second child with husband Kevin Federline.

Reports are also circulating that Spears has fired her nanny for son Sean Preston after he fell out of his highchair and was treated for a fractured skull. She has also cancelled plans to attend her brother Bryan's birthday party in order to stay at home and spend more time with Sean. The same reports also speculate that Britney has hired a doctor to give her advice on how to protect Sean. A source told In Touch Weekly, "The doctor advised her not to leave Preston on any high surfaces where he could roll off." Wow, that's great advice that I would definitely pay for. The source also told In Touch: “She wanted to be a mother and thought she could snap her fingers and be the perfect mom, but Britney is learning the hard way that being a good mother is something you always have to work at.”

Paula and Ryan Kiss and Make Up

2006-04-27T20:16:00.000-04:00

From People Magazine:

Ryan Seacrest and Paula Abdul seem to have finally patched things up.
The saga began when Seacrest told PEOPLE on April 21 that things had been "awkward" between them after Abdul joked about him on The Tonight Show. Days later, Abdul said in a statement, "Reports of a feud are ridiculous," and Seacrest's rep said the American Idol host had been joking.

But on Seacrest's KIIS-FM morning show on Wednesday, he admitted he hadn't been kidding around. "I spoke the truth," he said. "There were some awkward moments in the last week or two between Paula and I. … And before the show last week I went down to try to talk with her and I couldn't get in."

Seacrest and Abdul discussed the situation in an on-air phone interview.

"You made a couple of jokes about me, which I love," Seacrest said. "But then on the show that week, we weren't in sync. You and I. I just felt like, for us, it was a bit awkward and uncomfortable. Would you agree?"

"Actually, I thought you would be laughing hysterically," Abdul replied, "and then when I came out to see you, I don't know if you were preoccupied but Simon goes, 'You're in the dog pound tonight, baby.' "

After Paula complained that she'd felt left out when Seacrest and Simon Cowell teased each other, Seacrest held out the olive branch. "So it's safe to say that we can move forward," he said. "We can poke fun at each other and when we do it, we're not feuding."

"I'm trying to catch up with you and Simon!" Abdul replied.

"Ryan, I have nothing but love for you," Abdul said later in the show. "Remember, I'm the one who told you when we first started that I had a crush on you. … (You) ignored me so I had to move on."

Aww, how cute. But I think Paula was right. Hatcher is Seacrest's beard. (Although Ryan would NEVER grow a beard, beauty fiend that he is).

Oma-grossa Gets a Boob Job!

2006-04-26T18:06:00.000-04:00

Reality star Omarosa shows off her new breast implants at the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas. She's stretching her fifteen minutes of fame even more than her chest by airing her surgery on national television later this year for (what else?) a reality show on the Discovery Health Channel. This woman has ZERO class.

Kim Mathers Emails Star Magazine Her Side of the Story

2006-04-24T22:40:00.000-04:00

Star Magazine sent a letter to Eminem's estranged wife asking why she believed he was divorcing her, as well as what she had to say to one of Em's friends, who claimed she was "spending money like crazy" and "hanging out with her girlfriends again." Here's what Kim wrote back to Star:

"I would just like to say that the reason my husband has filed for divorce still remains a mystery to me. The only thing I can tell you definitely is that Marshall has a problem being honest with me, himself, and many others. I have done nothing but try and try with him, and nothing is ever good enough. I wanted to seek out counseling, but as everyone around Marahall knows, he's perfect. It's everyone else that's fucked up. It's amazing he can talk as much shit about anyone he wants and people buy it, but the minute someone speaks on him, they are automatically lying or trying to make money off his name. Correct me if I am wrong, but I could swear my name is mentioned in quite a few songs that he has.
As far as spending his money, the only thing I over-indulge in is our children. The girlfriend that I went out with has been friends with me and my husband for 16 years, and I did come home that night because my girls called me and asked me to come get me because daddy was sleeping.
I really wanted our relationship to work this time. For me and my girls. It's terrible that it didn't, but I will manage to get through this. Me and my girls are very strong, and, unfortunately, they have already been through so much.
- Kim"

Denise Richards Dating Richie Sambora?

2006-04-24T22:26:00.000-04:00

People Magazine reports:

On Saturday, Richards, 35, and Sambora, 46, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Heather Locklear, arrived at Le Café in the Westlake Village neighborhood outside Los Angeles at about 5 p.m. in separate cars. In the parking lot, the two kissed then walked hand-in-hand, smiling and chatting the entire way as they headed for the restaurant.

Inside, they shared a table in the covered patio where they gazed into each other's eyes and held hands across the table. Eventually, Richards planted a kiss on Sambora's hand – and he returned the gesture, kissing hers. They then kissed again on the lips.

They left the restaurant at 5:45 p.m. in the same car together. Sambora has a home in Westlake Village.

On Friday, Richards filed a 17-page court document claiming that her estranged husband, Charlie Sheen, had threatened to kill her. The actress also claims that during their marriage, Sheen abused prescription medication, had violent mood swings, was a compulsive gambler and visited pornography Web sites featuring "very young girls." Sheen has called Richards' claims "vile" and "baseless."

Richards originally filed for divorce in March of last year, when she was six months pregnant with the couple's daughter Lola. The pair appeared to briefly reconcile after Lola's birth in June, but on Jan. 4, they requested that their divorce proceed with a private arbitrator.

In February, Sambora – who's the guitarist for Bon Jovi – split from Locklear, his wife of 11 years. The couple have an 8-year-old daughter, Ava.

Richards and Locklear are pals who grew even closer during Richards's split from Sheen. Locklear, who starred with Sheen in Spin City, attended Richards's baby shower before she gave birth to her daughter Lola – and helped take care of the baby after she was born.

Richards's rep could not be reached for comment.

Hmm...I wonder how Richards' new BFF Locklear feels about this. And the disagreement between Denise and Charlie is just getting worse and worse. DRAMA!

P.S. (Poor Suri) =

2006-04-24T22:23:00.000-04:00

Oh, yeah, and by now everyone should know that Suri does not mean "princess" in Hebrew. It means "Get out of my face." Good job, Tom. (I'm sure it was Tom that picked the name as Katie was probably in her brainwashed state.)

Tom Cruise Displays Typical TC Behavior

2006-04-24T22:22:00.000-04:00

Tom Cruise showed up unexpectedly to the world premiere of Mission Impossible: III at the Palazzo Colonna in Rome, Italy today. Naturally, he demanded that all the attention immediately be redirected at himself as he ran onstage during the press event and cut off poor co-star (and superior actor) Philip Seymour Hoffman, saying, "Sorry to interrupt. I just got off an airplane, so I'm way too tired." Too tired to what? Wait his turn? He later admitted that he hadn't slept once since daughter Suri's birth last Tuesday. "My own mission impossible was getting here today...Katie said, 'Go have fun.' So I'll be here for eight hours, and then I'm going home."

Hilary Duff Looks Like Crap on Tour in Europe

2006-04-24T22:19:00.000-04:00

Looking constipated

What is that next to her mouth? Does anyone see what I'm talking about? That ginormous bump?

I know she was hella skinny before, but the girl has gained a lot of weight, it looks like.

K-Fed's CD Listening Party at Pure in Las Vegas

2006-04-24T22:16:00.000-04:00

...and Britney was in Las Vegas, too, but didn't show. Hmmm, embarassed much?

Paris, Steve-O Celebrate Stavros Niarchos III's 21st Birthday at Tao in Las Vegas

2006-04-24T22:12:00.000-04:00

Sienna and Jude Still on Good Terms

2006-04-24T22:10:00.000-04:00

Here's Sienna Miller in London carrying one of Jude Law's children (sorry, I don't know their names). Apparently she and Law are still on friendly terms and she gets together with him on occasion and spends time with the children. I think that's good...I would hate (as a kid) to suddenly have someone cut out of my life that I had gotten used to being with just because the relationship didn't work out.

Baby Bump Alert!

2006-04-24T22:07:00.000-04:00

Gwen Stefani in the ugliest dress ever shopping in LA...

and Maggie Gyllenhaal (with brother Jake) out and about on the other side of the country in NYC. You can spot a tiiiiny bump on Maggie, and she already looks like she's put on a little baby weight.

Naomi and Liev = (Finally) Engaged?

2006-04-24T22:03:00.000-04:00

From WENN:

NAOMI WATTS and LIEV SHREIBER have reportedly become the latest celebrity couple heading for the wedding chapel after the KING KONG star accepted her actor beau's marriage proposal.
The couple has been spotted shopping for engagement rings in Los Angeles. An insider at top store Antiquarius tells America's In Touch
Media reports had the couple planning to elope earlier this year (06), after Schreiber proposed to Watts in December (05).
This will be both stars' first marriage.
Watts' publicist was unavailable for comment when WENN went to press.

Shannen Wants Her Own Show, Too

2006-04-24T21:52:00.000-04:00

Former Beverly Hills, 90210 hellcat Shannen Doherty has found the perfect job as host of a reality series for the Oxygen Network called Breaking Up With Shannen Doherty. The show, as described by the network, "comes to the rescue of men and women who are unable to muster up the courage to break off their toxic relationships with bad boyfriends/girlfriends, 'frenemies,' or tyrannical bosses." This is a really good - and terrifying - concept. If I was a bad girlfriend and I had Shannen Doherty in my face getting all crazy, I'd do whatever she said. Shannen Doherty is scary. Anyway, the show, which will also be executive produced by Doherty, is coming to the air in August. I'm definitely going to watch this.

Nick Lachey Tells All to Rolling Stone

2006-04-20T22:20:00.000-04:00

In the issue of Rolling Stone Magazine that is currently on newsstands, Nick Lachey really opens up about his relationship with ex Jessica Simpson, his relationship with her family, and how the breakup really happened, among other things. You can read the entire interview online here, but here are some especially interesting quotes from Nick from the interview:

"I'll tell you how I knew my marriage was over: I was told,"

"Jessica and I began playing these parts (on their MTV reality show Newlyweds) even when we were by ourselves. It became a really blurred line. There was a question about what truly was our reality."

"I don't know if there were other men. But if she did cheat, it was the result of something bigger, not the reason we didn't work. ... Sometimes I think it would be easier if I had just walked in the house and found her in bed with a guy. That would be clear-cut. End of story. I wouldn't have to deal with the uncertainty of adultery."

"I don't pretend to understand Joe. ... I don't know if he ever liked me. To this day I couldn't say. It was painful. Do I think Joe drove a rift between us? No. Was he an influence in our marriage? Absolutely."

“It breaks my heart that I couldn’t make Jessica happy. I wanted to be everything to my wife... I’d marry her all over again. Because I still love her. It would be a lot easier to walk away if I didn’t.”

Us Weekly reports that Lachey breaks down into tears six times, consumes four alchoholic beverages, and pledges his love to Jessica twice during the interview.

Some Random Photos

2006-04-20T22:06:00.000-04:00

Paris Hilton leaving her car in a no-park zone.

Scarlett Johansson eating lunch with her grandfather and looking incredibly plain

Sienna Miller and some guy, both looking like they stepped out of the seventies but in a bad way

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, baby Violet, and two unidentified people shooting on location for Alias. It was Jen's birthday, and they celebrated on-set

L-Lo looking like a bedraggled skank

Heidi Klum, husband Seal, (carrying their child whose name I have forgotten), and daughter Leni on their way to a party

Kelly Osbourne looking like Norma Desmond when she wasn't wearing glittery gowns

Charlotte Church has a little cushion for the pushin'

Melissa and Tammy-Lynn Expecting

2006-04-20T21:41:00.000-04:00

Melissa Etheridge and partner Tammy Lynn Michaels are
expecting twins this autumn after Michaels underwent successful artificial insemination procedure.

The couple issued the following statement:
"We are thrilled to announce that Tammy is pregnant, and expecting our twins sometime around this fall. To answer the obvious question: We used an anonymous donor from a bank. These are our first two babies conceived together, but not our first time mothering together. For the past five years, we have been parenting two children from a previous time in Melissa's life. The twins will be a joyful addition to our loving home. We are a blessed family, and ask that no gifts be sent. Any gifts we receive we will donate to a local women's shelter. However, well wishes are more than welcome."

Etheridge's other two children were from a relationship with Julie Cypher. The sperm donor was David Crosby of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young. She married Tammy Lynn in September of 2003.

So, in other words, the two children with Cypher have hit the genetic jackpot, while Tammy Lynn's kids may have the genes of a serial killer.

Michael Flatley's New Show 'Celtic Tiger'

2006-04-20T21:38:00.000-04:00

Looks interesting. I miss the shoelace around Flatley's head.

Leo's New Girlfriend

2006-04-20T21:33:00.000-04:00

Here are some pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio's new girlfriend, Israeli model Bar Rafaeli. She looks like a younger version of Gisele in my opinion...in other words, absolutely gorgeous.

Whitney Back In Rehab

2006-04-20T21:24:00.000-04:00

Whitney Houston is reportedly back in drug rehab a few weeks after sister-in-law Tina Brown went public with photos and an interview to the National Enquirer confirming Houston's addictions. She is allegedly checked into the Sierra Tucson clinic in Tucson, Arizona.

I could say something really snarky here but I honestly just hope Whitney gets better for a long period of time.

Conde Nast Traveler Hot List - April 18

2006-04-20T21:12:00.000-04:00

Gretchen Mol

Sarah Jessica Parker looks haggard. Don't know if it's the eye makeup with the straight hair but she does not look good.

Drew Lachey

Maggie Rizer...not going to say anything about the dress because I have always worshipped her. Besides, it's not that bad.

Oh, God, please stop. You aren't Marilyn Monroe.

Susan Sarandon looking like a mom shopping at the Gap

Wow, compared to SJP, Cynthia Nixon looks amazing. Lesbianism must be great for the complexion.

Mandy Moore looking a bit fuller in the face

Janice Dickinson Opens Her Modeling Agency

2006-04-20T21:08:00.000-04:00

The former supermodel and America's Next Top Model judge opens her modeling agency in Hollywood, CA.

More News Tomorrow

2006-04-19T23:12:00.000-04:00

I have a bunch of stories ready to post for tomorrow, I'm just waiting a day because I want to hear some comments on the birth of Suri before I push the story down further on the page...anyone?

More Details on the TomKitten

2006-04-19T23:08:00.000-04:00

According to People Magazine, which had at least one reporter on binocular watch outside the Beverly Hills home of TomKat, Katie Holmes had an epidural during labor, shooting down the popular rumor that Tom Cruise (and Scientology) would not permit anesthesia during labor. It is believed that Holmes did, however, have a silent birth, which, according to the Church of Scientology's official Website means "labor and delivery done in a calm and loving environment and with no spoken words by everyone attending as much as possible...It is doubtful that any woman could give birth without making any noise at all."
Holme's delivery room happened to be down the hall from Brooke Shields' at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica, California.
Suri also means "pickpocket" in Japanese, if anyone cares.

The scene outside Cruise's home in Beverly Hills today.

It's a Alien Girl! And a Regular One!

2006-04-18T21:08:00.000-04:00

The alien baby has emerged from the womb of Katie Holmes and is now exposed to the rest of the world. Tom Cruise's publicist confirmed today that Holmes gave birth today in Los Angeles (although no details on exactly where yet). The being weighs 7 pounds, 7 ounces and is 20 inches long, for those of you who care about such details - and I know there are those of you out there. It is considered to be female. TomKat has given its offspring the appropriate alien-sounding name of Suri, which means "Princess" in Hebrew (So basically they're proclaiming already that their daughter's a JAP.) and "Red Rose" in Persian. I thought they were Scientologists, what's with all of this foriegn crap? I was banking on Hubbardia for a girl, damnit. Anyway, it's the first child for Holmes, and the first natural one for Cruise, although he has two adopted children with ex Nicole Kidman. Who, I might add, is probably seething right about now.

Strangely, Brooke Shields, who hates Tom Cruise, also gave birth to a baby girl today in Los Angeles. She opted to name her daughter to sound like a French sandwich, calling her Grier Hammond. Weirdly enough, she was also 7 pounds and 20 inches long. It is the second child for Shields and her husband, Chris Henchy, pictured here with their first daughter, Rowan. Too bad no one's going to care about this baby. I hope this doesn't cause Brooke more post-partum depression. Better get those meds ready.

Tom and Katie in GQ

2006-04-16T20:11:00.000-04:00

This looks so fake, I'm sorry. I hate the TomKat. Katie always looks so forlorn shopping out by herself in public. She looks like one of those kids that crazy people kidnap and somehow get them to go out with them but they escape to a Denny's or something and manage to tell a waitress what's going on. Go to a Denny's, Katie. Speak.

Jessica and Lindsay Catfight

2006-04-16T20:08:00.000-04:00

Us Weekly, Defamer, and Egotastic! have put together the details of the Lindsay Lohan/Jessica Simpson catfight that is on the cover of this week's Us Weekly magazine. On April 6 in Los Angeles bar The Dime at about 1:30 AM, Jessica Simpson joined director Brett Ratner for a round of drinks when Lindsay Lohan entered and sat at a nearby table. After sending over a round of drinks to Ratner and Simpson, Lohan was upset when neither thanked her. According to an eyewitness source, Lindsay went off on Jessica, screaming,

"What's the matter? When your sister is around, you can talk shit about me, but now that Ashlee's not here, what are you going to do? Come on! I'm 19 and you're 25. Say something, you coward!"

At which point Jessica burst into tears and said she was too old for this drama and was so sick of all of it, blah, blah, blah. There are rumors circulating that Lindsay is dating Brett; this might have set her off when she saw Jessica with him. Who knows. Jessica's right; this is just like high school. Except with champagne.

First Britney, Now...

2006-04-16T20:04:00.000-04:00

British artist Marc Quinn has created a sculpture of a naked Kate Moss in a yoga position. For those of you who can't wait until 2007 when it comes over to the Mary Boone Gallery in New York City, it's on display now in London. Quinn comments, "She is a contemporary version of the Sphinx. A mystery."

Well, I don't know about the Sphinx, but at least this sculpture doesn't have a crowning head coming out of her vagina.

Mischa's New Bebe Photos

2006-04-16T16:34:00.000-04:00

Here's Mischa Barton as the summer 2006 model for Bebe. Everyone's been oohing and aahing over how much of a departure these photos are for Barton in terms of maturity, but honestly, I think they're quite tame.

This Was to be Expected

2006-04-16T16:31:00.000-04:00

Paris Hilton walks around LA none-too-subtly clutching (displaying??) a copy of her cover of Elle Magazine to her chest. No one loves Paris as much as Paris. That's a fact.

L-Lo Gets Waxed

2006-04-16T16:26:00.000-04:00

Lindsay Lohan's wax figure was unveiled this past week in New York at Madame Tussaud's Wax Theater. The theme of her exhibit was entitled "Bling it On" and featured a huge cell phone as well as a very unflalttering portrait of Lindsay.

Lindsay's figure will be placed right next to the one of Paris Hilton in the section of the museum called "Undeserving Fame Whores."

She's looking at you! Ahhhhh!

Hilary and Chad = Reconciled?

2006-04-16T16:24:00.000-04:00

After enduring a trial separation from husband Chad Lowe, Oscar-winner Hilary Swank seems to be sticking to her word that they are working to get things back on track. A source says, "They were sitting next to each other in business class on a flight from New York to Los Angeles - playing chess late into the night and giving each other foot and hand massages."

OK, kind of gross (I have a foot thing, no feet), but cute nonetheless. I really like this couple. I think her fame just kind of was overwhelming for a while. Still, I would be more happy to hear that they were kissing and not playing chess, but you've got to start somewhere.

Braddox

2006-04-16T16:21:00.000-04:00

Here's Brad Pitt sporting a new hairstyle while playing softball with Maddox in Namibia. Reportedly, this is where Angelina Jolie plans to give birth to the Brangelina baby. Last December, Angelina told press that she alone cuts Maddox' mohawk, so she probably cut Brad's as well.

Can I just say...(or ask) What in God's Name has happened to Brad Pitt? I know the answer is probably Angelina Jolie, but has she brainwashed him or something?? He looks like a hobo, and I never thought he was cruel enough to do all that to Jennifer (please, don't argue with me...a 40 page spread pretending to be married to Angelina in GQ is hardly kind). I don't know. Brad just isn't as cool and attractive to me as he used to be.

Maggie Gyllenhaal Expecting

2006-04-16T16:19:00.000-04:00

Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal, 28, (of "Secretary" fame) and boyfriend Peter Sarsgaard, 35, ("Jarhead") are expecting a baby and are planning to marry, although Sarsgaard's spokesman had no further details as to when the baby is due or when the couple will marry. The couple, together now for four years, met while filming "In God's Hands," a low-budget Steven Soderbergh vehicle that was never released. Here's Maggie shopping with her mother Naomi after lunch with her brother Jake.

Nick Carter is in Hot Water

2006-04-16T16:16:00.000-04:00

From Star Magazine:

Backstreet Boys heartthrob Nick Carter, 26, could be in hot water with the authorities, after a young woman complained to police that she was sexually assaulted near midnight on March 27, while she and a female friend were spending the night with Carter and his assistant at the private home of a Carter acquaintance in Key West, Florida.

A Key West newspaper reports that the two women, residents of Waukesha County, Wisconsin, alleged to authorities that they had met Carter through his younger brother Aaron, 18, and claimed that Nick had paid for their trip to Florida. The women returned to Wisconsin on March 28, one day after the alleged assault, and one of the women then complained to local lawmen. The Waukesha County Sheriff's Office are said to be questioning the alleged victim and relaying the information to Key West detectives, who met with local Monroe County prosecutors on April 13 to discuss the investigation.

Carter is denying any wrongdoing. "Any allegation of sexual assault by Mr. Carter is absolutely not true," says Marathon, Fla. lawyer Jay Hershoff, who is representing the singer along with Miami attorney John Sale. "When it is all said and done, there should not be an arrest or an indictment. He [Carter] vehemently denies this." A friend of Carter said the singer, who previously lived in Florida but now makes his home in Los Angeles, had visited Key West after a recent tour.

In July 2004, Carter's name was linked to another abuse claim, when former girlfriend Paris Hilton allegedly told pals that the bruises she was sporting were the result of being hit by her ex. Carter denied the allegations.

Ew. What a scumbag has-been.

Oops, She Screwed Up Again

2006-04-11T21:51:00.000-04:00

Exclusively from Star Magazine:

On April 7, when Britney Spears and Kevin Federline realized that their baby, Sean Preston, had been sleeping more than usual, panic bells went off. Just six days earlier, the 7-month-old had taken a major fall from his high chair, a tumble that had his parents worried that he might have been critically injured.

They had every right to fret. After rushing Sean to a nearby hospital, they discovered he had a minor skull fracture (sometimes called a "scalp fracture" in babies), and a blood clot. And the doctors weren't the only ones to take notice! The next day, the Department of Children and Family Services began looking into the incident.

The Spears-Federline clan escaped disaster, but not their obligation to explain themselves to the authorities. On April 8, L.A. sheriff's deputies arrived at Britney's Malibu home to investigate a child-abuse claim against Britney and Kevin in relation to the head injury. Such an investigation isn't unusual. According to California law, whenever a baby is brought into the hospital with a serious injury, the Department of Children and Family Services is alerted.

Jesus. Can I just say that although I'm not a parent, I know better than this moron? Let me rant for a minute. You can yell at me if you want. I like reading comments. I'm a part-time nanny for four young children, and today one of them fell and cut her forehead. It was a little cut, and I put Neosporin on it with a band-aid and held ice on it for ten minutes, then gave her Children's Advil. OK, so maybe I'm a little overprotective, but GEEZE! To let your kid fall from a high chair, first of all, is so irresponsible. They have straps that are SUPPOSED TO BE USED. Anyone who doesn't strap their child in and either push them to the table or snap in the plastic tray that is on some chairs right away so they have something in front of them to block them from falling in addition to the straps is negligent. Sean Preston is an INFANT. Either Britney dropped him or she left him in the chair unsupervised. Either way, bad parenting. And to not notice anything strange for SIX DAYS?!!?? My God. I really hope this kid survives to see his first birthday.

D12 Rapper Shot and Killed

2006-04-11T21:50:00.000-04:00

Rap artist Proof (real name Deshaun Holton) of popular recording group D12 was shot and killed at the CCC bar on Eight Mile Road in Detroit early yesterday morning. The group D12 is most well known for their hit "Purple Pills" as well as for often recording with fellow Detroit native Eminem. In fact, Proof was the best man at his January re-marriage to estranged wife Kim. Eight Mile Road was the inspiration for the title of Em's biographical movie, "8 Mile," and Proof has come up from the bottom with him, which makes this news all the more tragic. The bar in which the incident occured is the red building in the picture behind the man leaving the stuffed animal.

Oh, No

2006-04-11T21:48:00.000-04:00

Mariah Carey warned the general public yesterday that she is probably going to star in a Broadway musical that she is also going to help create. She told MTV: "I don't want to mention anything definitive until things are signed, but there's a very big company that just signed on to develop the project with me," That's not the worst of it. As someone who has seen "Glitter", I will say that this quote from Mariah is especially disturbing: "It's probably going to be a movie first. I don't want to say a television movie, because it's not like a cheesy network movie, but then it's going to be made for the Broadway production." Uh, in addition to new songs, the musical is also going to include, according to Carey, songs from her 1994 Christmas album.

OK, so it's not going to be cheesy at all, then. Right. I can't wait to see the costumes.

ANOTHER STUPID GOSSIP BLOG

For American Idol/Taylor Hicks Fans

Stupid Little Things

Just So You Know

A Few Photos

"My Fair Brady"s Wed

Quote of the Week

Britney's Horrendous Poem in its Entirety

THE BRANGELINA BABY IS HERE! And, Oh, Yeah, Gwen's.

The Soap Opera That is Britney Spears' Life: Part 1

TSOTIBSL: Part 2

On the Set of Paris' New Video

Celebrity Candids

Nicole Richie Eats Something

Gwen is Weird

I'm Baaaaaack!

Madonna's Latest Controversy

J-Lo Pregnant?

Jessica, Au Naturel

NOOOO KIRSTIE DON'T DO IT!

Fashion Police!

Are Jen and Vince in Trouble?

More News About Brangelina *yawn*

Brandon Slams Lindsay

Kenzie Dalton a Finalist in Modeling Competition

New Couple? Petra Nemcova and James Blunt

Kidman and Urban Solidify Wedding Plans...

..While Nicole and Adam's Fall Apart.

Britney's Bad Week

Taking a Break...

Mischa's Fugly New Haircut

CaCee Quits Jessica

Nobody Nose

It's Official!

Tori and Dean Elope!

Looking for Affiliates!

Baby Bumps and More: Candids

Brit Hires a Sitter...for K-Fed

It's Official: Everyone Hates Tom Cruise

Emmy Rossum is Gorgeous

That 70's Show Wrap Party - Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, CA - May 6

Ashlee's New Nose

Look at Janet Now!

Teri Hatcher Talks About Men

Nicole Kind of Admits She Has a Sort of Problem

Anglomania at the Met: Costume Institute Benefit Gala - May 1, NYC

Paris and Stavros Split

Project Runway Season 3 On Deck

Tonya and Nancy: The Opera

I'm Not Hiding...

Britney Goes Baby Clothes Shopping

Avril Loves You

O'Donnell Signs On For Next Season of Grey's

Did Ashlee Get a Nose Job?

Best Quote Ever

David Blaine Begins Newest Stunt in NYC

Anna Nicole Wins Supreme Court Case

Celebrity Weigh-Ins

TV's Musical Chairs

Screen Legend Taylor Fights For Her Life

Ann Takes On Angelina

Keira is the New Face of Chanel

Charlie Erases Denise

Britney Update!

Paula and Ryan Kiss and Make Up

Oma-grossa Gets a Boob Job!

Kim Mathers Emails Star Magazine Her Side of the Story

Denise Richards Dating Richie Sambora?

P.S. (Poor Suri) =

Tom Cruise Displays Typical TC Behavior

Hilary Duff Looks Like Crap on Tour in Europe

K-Fed's CD Listening Party at Pure in Las Vegas

Paris, Steve-O Celebrate Stavros Niarchos III's 21st Birthday at Tao in Las Vegas

Sienna and Jude Still on Good Terms

Baby Bump Alert!

Naomi and Liev = (Finally) Engaged?

Shannen Wants Her Own Show, Too

Nick Lachey Tells All to Rolling Stone

Some Random Photos

Melissa and Tammy-Lynn Expecting

More News About Brangelina yawn