Mischa's Fugly New Haircut

Ewwww. We are not impressed. Hate the solid red color (looks much more red in the back, by the way) and the dark streaks in the front. Hate the shorter layers...basically just hate it. I loved Mischa's hair when it was brown and highlighted and gently wavy.
What do you think? And furthermore, could this mean she is the one leaving the cast of "The O.C."? Since taping is over, she can do whatever she wants now with her hair. Hmmmm...

CaCee Quits Jessica

US Weekly has more scoop on the possible CaCee-Nick-Jessica triangle:

"After more than two years as Jessica Simpson’s personal assistant, CaCee Cobb finally told her childhood friend that she wanted out. On May 7, Cobb celebrated her last day on the job with friends at Arnie Morton’s Steakhouse in L.A. Fighting tears, Simpson, 25, raised her glass and said to Cobb, “You are my best friend. I will be your best friend forever.” Simpson’s rep confirms the professional parting of ways to Us, “It’s true. They remain close.”

Or do they? Once she gave notice, Cobb, 28, didn’t waste time before catching up with her boss’ ex, Nick Lachey. Last week, Cobb met Lachey at L.A. hot spot Shag and cornered him into a half-hour conversation, according to an eyewitness. “CaCee’s still really close with Nick and adores him,” says a source, who adds that Cobb has felt pressured to pick sides in the couple’s divorce wars."
Yeah, we'll see how long they remain bff!likeomg! when CaCee and Nick start sucking face in public.

Nobody Nose

Before After

Ashlee Simpson is an idiot. She should just admit that she got a nose job, because it's not like the bump on her schnozz just magically disappeared. When questioned about it by the Associated Press, she responded, "Everybody's already saying it, so I just don't talk about it. I'm like, okay, whatever. It doesn't bother me." When further pressured to give less vague of an answer, Ashlee started giggling hysterically and replied, "Maybe...who knows!"

Um, obviously you do, dumbass. Other people that know? Your family (Joe probably forced the issue), your doctors, everyone that has seen you before your *ahem* possible rhinoplasty. It looks good, so just say you did and avoid scandal the level of (well , not quite) SNL and the scary jig.

It's Official!

From Star Magazine:

"Britney Spears, 24, confirmed to David Letterman during a taping of the The Late Show on May 9 that she is indeed pregnant with her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28. Britney brought her 8-month-old son Sean Preston to the taping. Britney's admission confirmed Star's report in its Feb. 13 issue — which landed on newsstands on Feb. 1 — that she was expecting. Thanks, Brit!

Earlier this month, a source at the Dance for Kids studio in Malibu, Calif., told Star that Britney, who while teaching a session, apologized to the energetic kids for not keeping up, explaining, "I'm pregnant!" And while on a break, the source says Britney let slip to one of the moms that she's already four or five months along. "

I hate it when celebrities make everyone play the guessing game...espcially Britney because it was SO OBVIOUS she was expecting. The Feds are really working their way to trailer-park territory...but if I'm not mistaken, isn't that where Brit came from in the first place?


Tori and Dean Elope!

People Magazine reported this morning:

"Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott were married Sunday on a private tropical island in Fiji, PEOPLE has confirmed exclusively.

The non-denominational ceremony was attended only by the bride and groom, both barefoot and wearing white.

"We didn't want to wait another day to get married," Spelling tells PEOPLE.

Adds her new husband, "I've never had as much of a desire to get married and make a woman my wife as I've had with her. The feeling is overwhelming. We're soul mates."

Spelling, 32, and McDermott, 39, met last summer in Ottawa while filming the TV movie Mind Over Murder. At the time, she was wed to actor-writer Charlie Shanian, and McDermott was married to his wife of 12 years, Mary Jo Eustace.

"It just happened," a Spelling friend told PEOPLE about their romance. "No one meant any harm to anyone. You can't help who you fall in love with and who you're right with."

In September, Spelling announced her split from Shanian, and McDermott filed for divorce from Eustace. Spelling's divorce became final last month.

McDermott proposed to the So NoTORIous star on Christmas Eve in Toronto, Canada. His sister put out lights leading to a table for two surrounded by decorated Christmas trees. The couple rode up in a horse-drawn carriage, and McDermott presented Spelling with a diamond and sapphire ring.

"It was so magical. All the stars aligned. I have never been happier in my life," McDermott told PEOPLE at the time.

McDermott has since shown his love for Spelling with tattoos, including one on his wrist that reads "Truly, Madly, Deeply, Tori" and another on his shoulder: a portrait of her."

All I have to say is, for Dean's sake, I hope this marriage lasts. Tattoo removal is a bitch.

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Baby Bumps and More: Candids

Fiancees Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal eating lunch while looking totally in love...

...and walking hand in hand. They are so cute! Her bump is really starting to show - very chic maternity ensemble.

Gwen looks ready to POP. At least her bump (or mountain) looks real, as opposed to Katie's pillow/baby.

Nick Carter chatting with a mystery woman while on break during a shoot for a commercial
for Axe Deodorant.

Kate Moss leaving her house in London looking extremely chic and non-coked up in a basic blazer and tee...I'm so stealing this look. Not that it takes a lot to think it up, but still.

Elle Macpherson, also in London, (outside the Prada store), looking fab.

Brit Hires a Sitter...for K-Fed

According to In Touch, Britney Spears has fired one nanny and hired another - this time, though, for hubby Kevin Federline. That's right, she hired someone to babysit K-Fed while he promotes his new rap CD, featuring such gems as "Popozao" in the clubs. An insider told the magazine, "The last thing Britney
wants to do is accompany Kevin on all his club dates. That's why she hired a babysitter - a person who will keep kevin from misbehaving and report directly back to her." Apparently what - or who - sparked the decision was one of Brit's security personnel, an ex-CIA agent named Richard, who quit because he was sick of K-Fed's wild ways. Spears was able to coax him back when she promised to get someone to supervise her husband.

This is pathetic. If it's true, I feel sorry for Britney. I can understand why she wouldn't want to divorce Kevin right now - it would be such bad PR for her; at least being married provides some sense of stability to the public - but come on...she really needs to leave this creep.

It's Official: Everyone Hates Tom Cruise

From the Internet Movie Database:

"Tom Cruise has prompted a Californian politician to introduce legislation to ban the sale of ultrasound machines to anyone but licensed medical professionals. Last year, Cruise announced he had purchased a $200,000 ultrasound machine and admitted he performed sonograms on pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes "a lot." Assemblyman Ted Lieu believes the Mission: Impossible III star has gone too far and wants to prevent unqualified people from buying the machines for personal use. Lieu explains, "If someone sees Tom Cruise buy one, they think this is the thing to do." The assemblyman fears copycat fans might buy the ultrasound machines, which doctors say could harm the baby if used improperly. Doctors and technologists receive extensive training before they are qualified to perform ultrasound exams."

Why the hell are normal people (aka not doctors, not saying Tom is normal) allowed to buy ultrasound machines anyway?

Emmy Rossum is Gorgeous

Enough said.

Okay, these guys are pretty gorgeous, too. (L-R: Josh Lucas and Mike Vogel)

Since when did Hayden Paniettere (sorry if I butchered her last name) get so old-looking? Last I remember she was the cute daughter in "Remember the Titans". Now she kind of looks like a ho.

That 70's Show Wrap Party - Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, CA - May 6

Wilmer continues to play the role of douchebag with the cheesy pose and the unbuttoned shirt. Gross. How did he get all those girls to sleep with him?

Melissa Joan Hart (uh, random? Was she on the show?) looking like Sabrina the Teenage Witch on Prednizone

Laura Prepon and boyfriend Chris Masterson (of "Malcom in the Middle")

Mila Kunis is pretty. I like her eyebrows.

...last but not least: Ashton, Demi, and Rumer! Demi looks gorgeous as always - it looks like she's actually getting younger. Ah, plastic surgery. But somehow, on her, it doesn't look so obvious. What has she had done?