..While Nicole and Adam's Fall Apart.
Despite reports (from Lionel Richie among others) that they are planning their wedding, Nicole Richie and fiancee Adam (DJ AM) Goldstein have officially separated once more. Richie's publicist issued this statement for the couple yesterday: "We are confirming that we have amicably separated." Different reports are coming in from several sources, who insist that Goldstein became tired and disenchanted with Richie's struggles with her alleged eating disorder. Her behavior was apparently getting worse instead of better, and her partying was again becoming out of hand.
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