TV's Musical Chairs

Hell has opened up and the apocalypse is upon us. Rosie O'Donnell and her big fat mouth are returning to television. She announced herself with Barbara Walters onstage at the Daytime Emmy Awards that she will be joining ABC's The View as Meredith Viera's replacement. Viera is set to take Katie Couric's place on NBC's Today Show, when Katie jumps to the CBS Evening News. Phew. That's a lot of jumping around. I hate all three of them, so I don't know what else to say.