TSOTIBSL: Part 2

Madame Tussaud's House of Wax in New York City is even adding their support to the online "Bring Back Britney!" campaign by re-unveiling a "Britney 2000" figure that pictures the fallen pop icon as she was at the beginning of the millenium - hanging upside down from a pole, slender and complete with - that's right - heaving animatronic breasts. The museum describes the sculpture as "pre-baby and pre-Federline." The website for the campaign features an online petition and proclaims, "We will not sit silently as she sullies her persona in the public eye; that of a Kabbalah chasing, non-seatbelt wearing, ovary farm for any two-bit backup dancer to take advantage of...we must reclaim our national treasure, rescue her from the racks of grocery store newsstands, and put her back on the stage where she belongs...soaking wet with a live beast draped about her." I totally agree and everything, but didn't she already give up Kabbalah and say that her kid is her religion? Oh well, tomato, tomahto.