The Soap Opera That is Britney Spears' Life: Part 1

According to the several sources, Britney has finally had it with K-Fed after returning from New York this week to find him once again drinking and smoking pot in their California mansion. The gossip is that Federline has been banished to a section of the basement because their relationship has become so strained. Reportedly, Spears was planning on holding out on a divorce until the birth of their second child, (due in October), but she can't take Kevin's general douchebaggery anymore, and who could blame her? This news comes after she posted a cryptic poem on her website that seemed to attack Federline:

“No more chains/ That you gave me/ Enough of pain/ Manipulation is the key/They screw it in/ Because you’re naïve/You come to me now/ Why do you bother?/ Remember the Bible/ The sins of the father/ What you do/ You pass down/ No wonder why/ I lost my crown/ You don’t see me now/ You ask yourself why my crown is back/ And it’s way too high/ For you to be in my presence/ Especially my son/ You should bow down/ I’ve only just begun.”

Strangely, the poem is no longer on her site, which makes me wonder if her PR people made her take it down. Speaking of PR, a representative for Britney refused to deny or confirm the reports that her marriage is over, and you know what that means...Brit-Brit and K-Fed are no more. Thank goodness.