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Rapper Eminem (aka Marshall Mathers and Slim Shady) has announced that he and his wife Kim - yes, the same Kim he wanted to hack up to pieces in his song of the same title - are getting another divorce after being remarried for less than three months. The motion for divorce states that Eminem and Kim have a prenuptial agreement but it is not specific and only states that "the property of the parties should be divided in accordance with" the agreement. Eminem is currently seeking joint custody of daughter Haillie Jade, but contrary to popular belief, Kim is not pregnant. She is, however, a gold digger and an idiot for opting to remarry a man that has a tattoo of her emblazoned on her skin that reads 'Kim: Rot In Pieces'. That'd be a hint to me that it wasn't gonna last.