4.05.2006

Did Anyone Think They Weren't?



In addition to the releae of scandalous photos (see below) revealing the extent of Whitney Houston's cocaine use, information is now being revealed that Houston and long-time husband Bobby Brown are a part a drug-promoting cult called the "Black Hebrews". The couple first encounted the troop on their infamous trip to Israel, where Houston met with the cult leader, Ben Ammi Ben Israel. (just for the record, his hometown is Chicago and his real name Ben Carter. I bet he misses Pizzeria UNO.) The cult has a suspicious past; in 1980, one of Carter's followers was convicted of running an international crime ring and the entire cult was linked to the death a child because of the diet the cult forced the child to be on. Hey, maybe it's the same diet that Whitney's on! Does that mean he just fed the kid crack?